And the point is, you're gonna die

Did you know that Wendy's doesn't sell pie? I don't understand this. How come all McDonald's and Burger King sell pie, and Wendy's doesn't? They have a comments box there, and for the past week, I've been leaving "You should put pie on the menu" in the box. I would appriciate it if you join me in this campaign. It is vital to the survival of mankind.

Da Vinci Code

For absolutely no reason,I decided to review movies. So here goes....

The Da Vinci Code was a good movie. I don't see why everyone is condemning this movie to the bottoms of the earth. It's not like anyone is making fun of the Roman Catholic Church. None of the story is true and if you believe anything that happens in this movie, then you are a moron. The action was good, but the ending was completely predictable. There were a few good twists here and there. The acting was pretty good, I thought. The dude who plays Silas was great, Tom Hanks was fine (but i would rather have Harrison Ford) the French chick was ok and Ian McKellen was awsome. I think that if want to watch something exciting and interesting, then go out and see it.

Money

It may seem surprising, but my job makes a lot of money. Flying around and scaring people requires a master's degree and 5 years experience. I get payed $300,000 a year. The benifits are good too. I have full dental coverage, and if one of my stomachs gets sick, I only pay 20% of the total hospital bill (yes my stomachs have teeth, is there a problem?). I can even afford to live in a beautiful Manhattan loft, with a spectacular view. I can even see the Freshkills landfill on Staten Island. Isn't that wonderful? I love to go there for dinner. But only priveledged cows such as myself are allowed inside.....

Philosophy

If everyone on the planet was a flying cow, then the world would be a better place.

An introduction

This blog is a place for random stuff. If you don't like random stuff, then GET OUT!!!!!!!