Money

It may seem surprising, but my job makes a lot of money. Flying around and scaring people requires a master's degree and 5 years experience. I get payed $300,000 a year. The benifits are good too. I have full dental coverage, and if one of my stomachs gets sick, I only pay 20% of the total hospital bill (yes my stomachs have teeth, is there a problem?). I can even afford to live in a beautiful Manhattan loft, with a spectacular view. I can even see the Freshkills landfill on Staten Island. Isn't that wonderful? I love to go there for dinner. But only priveledged cows such as myself are allowed inside.....